Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker:
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Terry Venables:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Ron Atkinson:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics:
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US TV Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my G~d! What have I just said?"

New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Winston Bennett:
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

Ron Atkinson - soccer coach:
"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."

David Acfield:
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."

Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live:
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?"

Ted Lowe - Snooker commentator:
"For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown."

Gymnastics commentator, BBC1:
"Her legs are kept tightly together: she's giving nothing away."